🖤 Unkillable Joe | Dark Fiction Tee of Legends ☠️

Wear the story that wouldn't die.

Step into the shadows with the official Unkillable Joe T-shirt—because some stories cling to your soul. Featuring the chilling cover of Joe Vallen’s breakout dark fiction novel, this eco-conscious tee is soft enough to sleep in but sturdy enough to survive the apocalypse (or at least a few rough laundry days).

Made from 100% organic cotton and spun from nightmares (okay, maybe just really nice thread), it’s your new favorite shirt for reading, plotting revenge, or casually haunting your enemies.

• Organic cotton, ethically made 🌎
• Regular fit – classic and comfortable
• Durable stitching – because Joe never dies
• Printed on demand – no waste, just wicked

🔥 Limited run. Get yours before reality resets.